Yes, they sure do. As if I have not complained about them enough...
My warning to all who plan to fly into Paris with Ryanair: it is NOT actually flying into PARIS, it is flying into BEAUVAIS. As most minds are unacquainted with what exactly the difference is, let me enlighten you as one who has not only made this mistake once, but somehow twice.
Ryanair messes with people. It is simply in their nature and probably somehow stated in the contracts of the higher-ups. I can see them now, in their smug little suits and greasy mustaches greedily pondering the new ways they can leech off of and piss off their innocent travelers and their lack of knowledge with regard to obscure French cities. Mind you, these are not the same greasy mustache guys who are the ones that want to squeeze money from the poor traveler for the benefit of the company, but rather for simply the loss of money and time that their sneaky actions result in. Like, "hmmm... we cannot really afford things like actual gates for the plane and crap like that so we cannot afford to fly into a real airport in Paris so let's fly into one in some random city kind of close to Paris... Beauvais, you say? Sounds great. Now they will have to pay 30 euros for an hour and a half bus ride into Paris. But on our website, let's say that the airport is IN Paris! BWA HHAHAHAHA!" and then they rub their greasy hands together and smoke fat cigars and chug whiskey.
Point of the story, if you are flying with Ryainair intending to go to Paris, they will drop you off at an airport about 2 hours away and you need to pay about 20 euros to take the bus that brings you to the city. So, it ends up being not the cheapest option. BE WARNED!
My warning to all who plan to fly into Paris with Ryanair: it is NOT actually flying into PARIS, it is flying into BEAUVAIS. As most minds are unacquainted with what exactly the difference is, let me enlighten you as one who has not only made this mistake once, but somehow twice.
Ryanair messes with people. It is simply in their nature and probably somehow stated in the contracts of the higher-ups. I can see them now, in their smug little suits and greasy mustaches greedily pondering the new ways they can leech off of and piss off their innocent travelers and their lack of knowledge with regard to obscure French cities. Mind you, these are not the same greasy mustache guys who are the ones that want to squeeze money from the poor traveler for the benefit of the company, but rather for simply the loss of money and time that their sneaky actions result in. Like, "hmmm... we cannot really afford things like actual gates for the plane and crap like that so we cannot afford to fly into a real airport in Paris so let's fly into one in some random city kind of close to Paris... Beauvais, you say? Sounds great. Now they will have to pay 30 euros for an hour and a half bus ride into Paris. But on our website, let's say that the airport is IN Paris! BWA HHAHAHAHA!" and then they rub their greasy hands together and smoke fat cigars and chug whiskey.
Point of the story, if you are flying with Ryainair intending to go to Paris, they will drop you off at an airport about 2 hours away and you need to pay about 20 euros to take the bus that brings you to the city. So, it ends up being not the cheapest option. BE WARNED!
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